Finally, A Failsafe Chastity Belt
Good news! You thought you had run out of ways to make people think you're a dork stay pure. Not so, my friends. Someone on the interwebs is selling belt buckles that practially guarantee you'll never get laid!
No really. Link.
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Oh. My. God.
When I moved back to Utah with my roommate (he grew up catholic in Delaware) he asked me was "kttrrr" was. I couldn't figure out what he was talking about until I asked him to spell it. :)
LOL CTR you can always tell them it means to "Chose the Red!" (And yes I mean Chose and not Choose)
It's a great opening to tell them how deceitful the Mormon Church really is! ;)
I like that! Of course they'll need to have seen The Matrix first...