March 2008 Archives

The cold officially kicked my ass this week.  I should be back on schedule by the next post though.

Weight
170lbs/77kg.  

Workouts

Date	Workout	Time	Distance (Miles)	Calories
3/26/2008	Walking		1
3/27/2008	Walking		1

I've heard the line "I was lost but now am found (dammit)," but this is a little over the top: Missing Orleans County Pastor Found in Ohio Strip Club. Wait until I tell him about the beer volcano. Then his conversion will be complete!

On a related note, Ron Jeremy is debating Michael Leahy tonight in Salt Lake. I wish I could make it.

Looking over the site logs, it looks like several of you have been searching for the podcast. Of course to be fair, lots of you are searching for terms like "porn", "nude" and "slavery". Your a sick bunch (and that's why we love you).

Anyhow, Heidi and I haven't recorded in a long time, but here are the episodes we have to date. If we do record any more, I'll post them in this category so they're easy to find.

• Episode 1 - New Year’s Resolution: Start a Podcast
• Episode 2 - How I Lost My White Shirts, My
  Hair and My Religion
• Bonus Episode! Noob Drinker's Guide
• Episode 3 - Celebrity To-do List
• Episode 4 - When Homemade Curry and Armchair Philosophy Collide
• Episode 5 - Judge Not That Ye...Uhh...Yeah. Never Mind.
• Episode 6 - Crimes, Pregnancy and Punishment
• Episode 7 - With Charity Like That, Who Needs Enemas?
• Episode 8 - Our Position on Missionary Work
• Episode 9 - Peddling Porn to Priests
• Episode 10 - Speaking Objectively
• Episode 11 - Parenting Can Drive You to Drink
• Episode 12 - Woo-Woo
• Episode 13 - What Harm Does It Do?
• Episode 14 - Out of the Frying Pan
• Episode 15 - I'll See Your Pancakes
• Episode 16 - Tis the Fairest Semi-Precious Gem
• Episode 17 - The Church of the Depressed
• Episode 18 - Tithing: God Wants Your Lunch Money
• Episode 19 - An Atheist TV Host from
  the Buckle of the Bible Belt
• Episode 20 - The Millionth Mormon Missionary's Mom
• Bonus Episode! - The View from the Exit Seat
• Episode 21 - Peeves
• Episode 22 - Possummomma Goes to the Temple

First of all, happy birthday Heidi!  Also, congratulations are in order because she weighed in five pounds lighter this week. Courtesy and a healthy sense of self preservation prevent me from ever posting her actual weight here. At any rate, great work!

Let me just say that I don't know where the hell this week has gone. Every time I put up a new BFF post, it shocks me that it's time already. That being said, I'd like to see some of the rest of you join in. You'd be twelve weeks in already if you'd started at the beginning!

Now then, on with the stats. You'll notice that I only ran three days this week. Today would have made it four. Unfortunately, I'm afraid I'm coming down with Heidi's cold--a cold which the doctor today diagnosed as a viral bronchitis. I tried running with a cold once. I'll never do it again.

Weight
170lbs/77kg. You know, it occurs to me that I'd be a lot happier with this if I just stuck with metric. 

Workouts

Date	Workout	Time	Distance (Miles)	Calories
3/16/2008	Running/Incline	1:10:56	6	907
3/18/2008	Running	40:15	3.5	519
3/19/2008	Running/Hills	25:46	2	297

Look closely at the altimeter. Hill workout today. Five miles. Hell yeah!

 

Sorry for pushing this late, but here goes. Looks like I'm not back to full strength yet, but I definitely did better this week.

Weight
167lbs/76kg. Whoa. Did you see that? CRAZY!

Workouts

Date	Workout	Time	Distance (Miles)	Calories
3/8/2008	Running	28:31	2.77	-
3/10/2008	Running/Incline	55:16	5	751
3/11/2008	Running	25:46	2	297
3/12/2008	Walking	--	.5	-
3/12/2008	Running	32:41	3.01	450
3/12/2008	Running	49:05	4.25	636

I'm working on the site look and feel today.

Ok, I'll be honest. We'll all be lucky if my attention span holds out that long. This could take a while, folks. Thanks in advance for your patience with me as I tweak the CSS live on the server. Who knows, maybe once my site isn't so homely, maybe I'll post more often. In the meantime, meet the new site mascot. I'm still trying to think of a name for him.

Let me just state for the record how grateful I am that Heidi has never taken party prep to this same extreme as China. Read the article if you're still not sure what I'm talking about.

Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap, craaaaap. This has been a very rough week. And I was doing so well. Actual pain recovery wasn't quite equal to my state of denial, so I took a few days off to recover.

Weight
173lbs/78.5kg. Grrr.

Workouts

Date	Workout	Time	Distance (Miles)	Calories
3/2/2008	Running	1:25:25	7	1057
3/3/2008	Running	17:23	1.26	182
3/4/2008	Running	34:39	3	452

It seemed like such a cool idea at the time.

Ok, that's not the actual title of the show, but it could be. Church tool, Carol Mikita here reporting for KSL on a new feature film about Emma Smith, the first wife of Joseph Smith. Great idea actually. I mean hell, you know there will be at least 32 sequels.