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Forbes lists Salt Lake City as one of the top ten cities for condom sales per capita in the nation. I am so confused. We also lead the nation in child birth. A word of advice Utah—you're not supposed to wear it on your finger.

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Oh wow...this made me laugh...and not in the sense where I write LOL to show that I was amused...I mean I really did laugh. Thanks!

Nichole said:

I thought those were balloons

Matt said:

You could be right.

A friend of mine who is a former Royal Marine said that they always carried some condoms in their pack as they made great water carriers. Unlubed, and with no spermicide, of course, so the water was not given an odd taste.

Do Boy Scouts carry them as water containers? "I swear, Chief Scout! It's for carrying water! Honest!"

That's gotta be an unsettling site to see a bunch of Royal Marines sitting around sipping out of their "canteens".

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