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Lucky Me

As clearly demonstrated in the image below, parenting can involve what seems to be a very generous helping of annoying crap (see right). Fortunately, it’s more than compensated for by the sheer coolness of being a dad. At least it's that way with my kid—your kids probably suck. Sorry to rub it in.

The Quiet Song

One day several months ago, I was trying to play my guitar after dinner. Brynn was climbing all over me, poking me, screaming and driving me generally insane. Finally, out of total frustration, I put together a little tune to quiet her down. I call it The Quiet Song. It seemed to do the trick. You’ll need to turn it up because it is after all…well… quiet.

Will the Real Beer Please Step Forward?

About a year ago, I was at a local Chili’s having dinner with my family. The waiter asked what I’d like to drink...

Jingo

I picked up my kid from school today, and on the way home, she told me they played a game called “jingo”.

“Hmm…jingoism is a weird thing to even talk about in kindergarten,” I thought, “let alone make a game of.” So I asked her how to play.

She said, “There’s a card. It looks like a calculator. The teacher says stuff and you put your beans on the card—Jingo.”

“Are you sure you don’t mean Bingo, honey? “ She rolled her eyes and said, “No, Dad. It’s JINGO. With a J. Juh-juh-JINGO.”