“Good evening. I'm Burton Graham, and I'm joined today in studio by the mostly unknown would-be
author, Doug Humphries. His is a story surrounded by mystery, intrigue, dirty rags and empty bottles. People nearest to him say he had just commenced writing his first book, Children Make My Brain Bleed,
when paramedics found his body slumped over the keyboard and only the title written.”

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid.