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Sam's Club Called—They Said They Have a New Greeter

Posted Sun, 01/07/2007 - 22:24 by Eight Hour Lunch

Wednesday, December 7, 2005
11:24 PM

From an email conversation Heidi and I had yesterday:

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Heidi: Hey honey, do you mind if we meet Christ at Sam's club tonight so he can buy a mattress? After dinner around seven-ish?

Behold, I seek an holy mattress. Do ye therfore likewise.

Doug: Meet CHRIST? Yeah I mind! I am so NOT READY. ;)

Posted Sat, 12/30/2006 - 15:56 by Eight Hour Lunch

“Farts are like the dogs in the house that you just have to push out.”

Posted Fri, 11/10/2006 - 13:03 by Eight Hour Lunch

“Hey Brynn, what’s two plus three?”

“Five.”

“What’s four plus four?”

“Eight.”

“What’s six plus seven?”

“…thirteen.”

“What’s five plus a duck?”

“Umm…fuck?”

Posted Wed, 02/15/2006 - 23:00 by Eight Hour Lunch

Ok, not much to say here. I just want to know which one of you is working at the library and did this:

AWESOME!!!!