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Forbes lists Salt Lake City as one of the top ten cities for condom sales per capita in the nation. I am so confused. We also lead the nation in child birth. A word of advice Utah—you're not supposed to wear it on your finger.

Oh sure, he won't flood the the earth again, but he'll sure as hell knock down yer trailer.

More cool tornado pics here.

I've heard the line "I was lost but now am found (dammit)," but this is a little over the top: Missing Orleans County Pastor Found in Ohio Strip Club. Wait until I tell him about the beer volcano. Then his conversion will be complete!

On a related note, Ron Jeremy is debating Michael Leahy tonight in Salt Lake. I wish I could make it.

Let me just state for the record how grateful I am that Heidi has never taken party prep to this same extreme as China. Read the article if you're still not sure what I'm talking about.

It seemed like such a cool idea at the time.

I've heard of the Page 3 girls, but I have to say I never expected anything like this in Utah. Look what I found while visiting a local news site a couple mornings ago:

Funny...he doesn't look like a nude student to me.

I can't believe they actually rejected my cover art.

I was also a little surprised at how much this shot makes me look like a mentally retarded walrus.

Heidi: OH. MY. GAWD.

Doug: What?

Heidi: You don't think she actually remembers, do you?

Let the counter-PR spoofery onslaught continue! What I find particularly insulting about this one is how they attempt to position themselves as champions of racial equality while dancing completely around the skeletons in their own closet. Shame on you Betty, (or whoever you really are), for selling out.

If you're interested, the music is part of a haunting and beautiful collection of old recordings called The Sounds of Slavery. It's public domain, so you can download the entire collection free of charge.

Here's the original:And here's my answer to it:

Have you seen the LDS PR videos?



Yeah, we've got those here, too.